You only need to look at tonight’s headlines to remind yourself of why it’s a good idea to go to college: If you don’t, you could end up as an over-priced call girl.  Sure, graduates of business administration programs don’t make $1,000 an hour, but then again they also don’t have to testify in prostitution ring busts and go to court over revealing footage taken when they were under age.

Unfortunately, in our country today there just aren’t many opportunities for those without an education — at least, not many legal opportunities.  Fortunately, there are many affordable and respected colleges you can attend to pursue your continuing education.  For example, Brown Career College and Gibbs College Vienna are a couple of choices to keep in mind.

Whatever you decide to do with your life and your career, just be sure that it’s something you’ll be proud of later on down the road.  You don’t want to make the same mistakes as Ashley Alexandra Dupre, who is now America’s most famous call girl — which, by the way, is just a more polite term for "prostitute."

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